Here are jayoatway's first 16 tweets!

tweet this! Jayoatway joined Twitter on Jan 8th, 2007 (1298 days ago).

Turn your tweets into a hardcover book, order copies for everyone, consider your Xmas shopping done: http://bit.ly/73R8Rc 11:30 PM Nov 30th 2009

Manage your Xmas expenses: 9 Dancing Ladies Cost More Than 7 Swans A Swimming This Year http://bit.ly/8EZQLM 11:23 PM Nov 30th 2009

What If: Famous Superheroes Had Beards? http://bit.ly/4BvUix 11:12 PM Nov 30th 2009

@eatmatt The Oatway Kiss of Death: Single-handedly destroying the print magazine industry! 11:46 PM Nov 29th 2009

@chrisatcoffice sorry, I'm all out of Wave invites for now. Try asking @hellodeibu 11:44 PM Nov 29th 2009

Every magazine I wrote for in 2009 is now officially fracked: even Prestige now circles the drain - http://bit.ly/7uExRl 11:39 PM Nov 29th 2009

@sassyhongkong Let Twitter be your DJ! Hype Machine's Twitter chart is always changing and fresh - http://bit.ly/6ulRtH 11:20 PM Nov 29th 2009

A Robot Feels The Love: Anthony Daniels talks about 30+ years as C3P0 - http://bit.ly/8piplD 9:21 PM Nov 29th 2009

@hkFashionGeek The potential is there, but it's currently full of geeks. Still too soon to know what to make of it. 9:16 PM Nov 29th 2009

@alexhofford contact @hellodeibu for a GW invite -- I'm all out! 7:58 PM Nov 29th 2009

RT @hellodeibu: More Google wave invites up for grabs -- "I've got about 16 left, any takers?" 7:27 PM Nov 29th 2009

The final winners of my Google Wave invite give-away: @cwills @ChrisMaestro (pls, DM me you email adresses for the invites) 7:08 PM Nov 29th 2009

Winners of my Google Wave invites: @StacyGratz @SallyHogshead @Trevor_of_WDC @CT8888 @spalten (DM your email address to me) 6:14 PM Nov 29th 2009

@savingdinner Try this explanation: Why Google Wave Sucks, And Why You Will Use It Anyway -- http://bit.ly/7FMlzg 6:10 PM Nov 29th 2009

I've got 8 Google Wave Invites to give away. Who wants one? 6:06 PM Nov 29th 2009

RT @Scroobiuspipyo: Captain Kirk knew how to kiss.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VuIShM5kAQ&feature=player_embedded Ive been missing ... 4:48 AM Nov 28th 2009

@marcelekkel much appreciated. Everyone's donations are really adding up -- looks like #Twestival might break the US$1 million goal! 9:39 AM Feb 12th 2009

I just got home from #Twestival HK. Had a great time. Everyone looks taller in real life than they do on Twitter. 9:35 AM Feb 12th 2009

#twestival Hong Kong underway! W00t! 5:35 AM Feb 12th 2009

I'll be heading down to the HK #twestival venue soon to speak with the media. Hope to see you all there 8pm: http://hongkong.twestival.com 12:25 AM Feb 12th 2009

@thomashk First drink is free at #TwestivalHK. Find me and I'll buy you a 2nd. After that we have happy hour prices all night (HK$40)! 8:47 PM Feb 11th 2009

A big thanks to Zendesk, Text100 and Web Wednesday for sponsoring tonights #TwestivalHK: http://is.gd/jfgm 8:42 PM Feb 11th 2009

If you can't make it to #Twestival, you can follow the action via Live Earth: http://video.liveearth.org/ 8:28 PM Feb 11th 2009

#TwestivalHK Tonight! 8pm, Yumla Bar. Tickets at the door (HK$100, includes drink) Proceeds go to Charity:Water. HK's biggest Tweet-up ever! 8:27 PM Feb 11th 2009

@DavidLafferty I think you're right. Twitter has the potential to become a big pyramid scheme. 8:25 PM Feb 11th 2009

RT @garymccaffrey has a crazy idea. 19,530 new twitter followers in 30 days? Check it out http://tweetergetter.com/jayoatway 7:54 PM Feb 11th 2009

Sony's stupid #$%*! piece of #$%*! (video): http://is.gd/iYLg [RT'd by sooo many of you, I finally had to look. Glad I did.] 8:24 AM Feb 11th 2009

@magitam Absolutely. Somehow, everyone is equal in 140 characters. 8:17 AM Feb 11th 2009

@TimTheFoolMan I like them both. You're right, they are both good for different reason. 8:12 AM Feb 11th 2009

@TimTheFoolMan Don't get me wrong--I'm not suggesting it needs to be one or the other. I've set up the FB Twitter app to unite the parties! 8:09 AM Feb 11th 2009

Behold! The Elizabethan version of Twitter -- Warbbler: http://i43.tinypic.com/2ega9s0.png [RT @tsmuse; @Themelis_Cuiper] 8:02 AM Feb 11th 2009

@TimTheFoolMan To me twitter feels like going to a great party, where there are lots of interesting people to meet and exchange ideas with 7:58 AM Feb 11th 2009

@dbishop103 You're doing great. We're having a conversation right now about something we both care about! I wouldn't have met you on FB 7:55 AM Feb 11th 2009

@TimTheFoolMan Sounds like you need some better twitter tools. Try Tweetdeck -- great for filtering out the stuff you don't want. 5:47 AM Feb 11th 2009

@infoxenter Great! look forward to seeing you there. If you buy a ticket in advance, you can get a second one free. (regular price at door) 2:47 AM Feb 11th 2009

Never underestimate a fart joke: why social media stinks -- http://is.gd/j7v5 7:57 PM Feb 10th 2009

W00t! Twestival predicted to raise $1million for Charity:Water (not bad for something put together at the last minute): http://is.gd/j7tR 7:53 PM Feb 10th 2009

This is why you're fat: http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ (This makes me want to eat a salad.) 7:40 PM Feb 10th 2009

How Disney uses social media http://is.gd/j7la [RT @timweston; @ryantracey] 7:33 PM Feb 10th 2009

Want more info about the global Twestival event happening Thursday? Check out the social media news release here: http://tinyurl.com/amxwso 7:33 PM Feb 10th 2009

90 Tools And Tips To Make You A Gmail Pro: http://is.gd/iTpy 7:32 PM Feb 10th 2009

Twitter to begin charging brands for commercial use: http://is.gd/j0vh (attn: @fleurbrown) 7:30 PM Feb 10th 2009

Reminder: #TwestivalHK tomorrow night. Free drinks, music and wifi. Tickets going fast: http://hongkong.twestival.hk Join us! 7:26 PM Feb 10th 2009

We've come a long way, baby! Retro video from the dawn of online news : http://tinyurl.com/brxl6j [via @douglaswhite] 7:21 PM Feb 10th 2009

Twitter Fast Growing Beyond Its Roots: http://is.gd/j1Ja "the web's most fertile (and least likely) application platform" 7:14 PM Feb 10th 2009

@incslinger @tmaduri Here's why nobody invites Mr. iPhone to the party. He's a jerk: http://is.gd/j2aa 7:07 PM Feb 10th 2009

@fleurbrown To each their own. Twitter is many things to many people. Maybe you could be a top brand too! 7:02 PM Feb 10th 2009

Apple must be so proud: 31 iPhone Fart Apps in 90 Seconds http://is.gd/j7a8 6:55 PM Feb 10th 2009

WOW! Yahoo signs up to Twitter, looking to become top brand http://tinyurl.com/cnt3po [RT @Jordanbrown5; @patrickodowd] 6:42 PM Feb 10th 2009

Street art: a collection of truly geeky grafiti http://is.gd/j787 6:38 PM Feb 10th 2009

@Jan_J Actually, it's not law. Rules for use of mobiles on planes *are* set to change. Already happening in Europe. The US soon too. 6:33 PM Feb 10th 2009

RT @briansolis: TwitterFriends Improves the IQ of Twitter http://tinyurl.com/cnppyu 8:53 AM Feb 10th 2009

Why Can't We Use Cell Phones On Planes? http://is.gd/j2Vo (Besides the fact that it would be annoying and expensive?) 8:45 AM Feb 10th 2009

Replace your new HDTVTelevisions 'to be fitted in contact lenses within ten years' http://is.gd/iU9h 8:42 AM Feb 10th 2009

1000s of dancers jam major London train station in a Facebook-driven "flashmob" (like the T-Mobile ad) http://is.gd/iWZt 8:40 AM Feb 10th 2009

Artificial personas may soon be advising you, reading kids bedtime stories, and filtering your Google searches results http://is.gd/inLu 8:38 AM Feb 10th 2009

Gnarly pic of a surfer tackling the biggest wave ever ridden in Europe, caused by freaky winter storms: http://is.gd/iY0M 8:34 AM Feb 10th 2009

Cosmic coincidence! I just rewatched this earlier today; now @ThomasCrampton tweets it: Great Daft Hands video: http://tinyurl.com/ysa59l 8:24 AM Feb 10th 2009

Oregon Trail for the iPhone update: it's turning Japanese! http://is.gd/j2Lt 8:23 AM Feb 10th 2009

This looks handy: transfer music from any iPhone (or iPod) onto your PC with "Pod to PC" http://is.gd/j1LZ 8:20 AM Feb 10th 2009

@ukr50 In this case, the template is fine -- Twitter just needs auto-translate..hey, @twitter are you listening! 8:19 AM Feb 10th 2009

@Nic73 I noticed this evening that CNN was showing the koala picture -- so it's probably not photoshopped [re: http://twitpic.com/1esri ] 8:14 AM Feb 10th 2009

@ukr50 #TwestivalHK is reaching out to Chinese-language tweeters too. Hope they come. We need to better bridge the language divide. 8:11 AM Feb 10th 2009

End of the World delayed until September -- CERN's black-hole machine still being fixed: http://is.gd/j2Ez 8:09 AM Feb 10th 2009

RT @rohitbhargava: Crazy Phobia Of The Day: "Kathisophobia" - Fear of sitting down. 8:06 AM Feb 10th 2009

@ukr50 #TwestivalHK will be one of the smaller parties on Thursday -- our goal is 100 people. How many expected for Twestival DC? 6:31 AM Feb 10th 2009

Great Twitpic of firefighter giving water to koala caught in #bushfire: http://twitpic.com/1esri Is this for real? 10:32 PM Feb 9th 2009

More touching stories of social media helping victims of #bushfires http://tinyurl.com/coby8s [via @kirsty_l] 10:15 PM Feb 9th 2009

What's with all the retro-games for the iPhone? Why are people so excited about the return of Oregon Trail? http://is.gd/iZDp 10:08 PM Feb 9th 2009

Tickets are starting to go fast for #TwestivalHK -- get your's now and get a second ticket free while they last! http://is.gd/iZK0 10:00 PM Feb 9th 2009

@georgiahunter15 Is that a question? No, I'm not army. Actually, ex-navy (Canadian). 9:54 PM Feb 9th 2009

RT @leplan: In Iraq: To Twitter or Not to Twitter? http://tinyurl.com/bbkoxz 9:47 PM Feb 9th 2009

Good news for those without corporate servers: Google turns on Exchange for iPhone and WinMobile users - http://is.gd/iXwt 9:37 PM Feb 9th 2009

@jennaryan I agree. iPhone is just begging to get beaten up after school. 9:34 PM Feb 9th 2009

@communicating The iPhone rumor mill believes that background processes for non-jailbroken iPhones coming soon. Keeping fingers-crossed. 9:33 PM Feb 9th 2009

Video of the 9-year-old iPhone app developer in Singapore: http://is.gd/iJp3 (C'mon, Hong Kong! Where's our kid genius?) 9:30 PM Feb 9th 2009

Funny. This why nobody invites Mr. iPhone to the party -- he's such a jerk: http://bit.ly/npnv [via @florianseroussi] 9:26 PM Feb 9th 2009

RT @a1mega: iPhone Set to Become a Mobile Web Server http://tinyurl.com/cyf5or 9:19 PM Feb 9th 2009

Buy your #TwestivalHK ticket today and Web Wednesday will give you a second ticket free! http://is.gd/hEA7 Includes free drink, DJ and band 9:08 PM Feb 9th 2009

Reminder: #TwestivalHK is Thursday night--party for charity:water--thanks to sponsors @michaelzendesk and @Text100HongKong http://is.gd/ieb7 8:59 PM Feb 9th 2009

Join The Hong Kong Twestival Twitter Group http://tgr.me/g/twestivalhk #twestivalhk #twestival 11:19 AM Feb 9th 2009

Wooster Collective: LightScraper. Acts as a giant musical instrument, people’s location influence the melodies http://is.gd/iUc1 6:24 AM Feb 9th 2009

Twitter and Google Map mashup being used to report snow fall in the UK: http://is.gd/i1R7 6:20 AM Feb 9th 2009

In case you missed it: Web Wednesday has 10 free tickets for #TwestivalHK. The deal is buy 1 get 1 free. Hurry! http://is.gd/iTd7 4:46 AM Feb 9th 2009

#TwestivalHK reaching out to the Chinese-language twitter community -- it's your party too: http://is.gd/iTLP 4:43 AM Feb 9th 2009

RT @RIMMstock: Show Your BlackBerry and iPhone Love in Jewelry Form - IntoMobile http://tinyurl.com/awkd45 4:33 AM Feb 9th 2009

RT @winmobile: Nokia launching Symbian app store next week? - Fiercemobilecontent http://tinyurl.com/dla97o 4:33 AM Feb 9th 2009

#TwestivalHK will have free drinks, free music and free wifi -- 100% ticket sales brings clean water to the world: http://is.gd/iTxG 3:44 AM Feb 9th 2009

Hot promotion-- buy 1 get 1 free ticket to #twestivalhk -- courtesy of Web Wednesday -- limited to first 10 to go here: http://is.gd/iTd7 3:23 AM Feb 9th 2009

Social Media again saves the day -- this time it's Australia's bush fire victims: http://is.gd/iSES 11:31 PM Feb 8th 2009

@C8Linnn That's right, the geek shall inherit the earth! 10:30 PM Feb 8th 2009

I combat rolled through the bar, saved the girl, and managed a sip of a really dry martini. The secret agent lifestyle seems to really suit 10:36 AM May 11th 2007

No my way home after the most outrageous knicker show. Amazing. 10:31 AM May 10th 2007

Partying at sexy lingerie fashion show at secret location 6:17 AM May 10th 2007

Going out to save the world. Maybe I'll just stop for some drinks with friends first. 5:28 AM May 9th 2007

Having drinks with friends 5:16 AM Jan 12th 2007

Helping a friend revamp his online magazine, charged.mobi 5:17 AM Jan 11th 2007

Struggling to get my golf bag through the supermarket 1:56 AM Jan 10th 2007

Struggling to get my hold bag through the supermarket 1:55 AM Jan 10th 2007

Making a long list of things to fix on my blog. Is it just me, or do lots of bloggers have list of things they'd like to improve? 10:24 PM Jan 9th 2007

Fixing my b0rked RSS1 feed, which crashed when I used the ampersand (&) in a post. Does anybody have any Wordpress RSS2 feed validation tips? 10:00 PM Jan 9th 2007

Drooling over the new iPhone 6:36 PM Jan 9th 2007

Going to bed to dream about impossible futures 8:08 AM Jan 9th 2007

Blogging the Consumer Electronic Show in Las Vegas, from the comfort of my study in Hong Kong. 3:17 AM Jan 9th 2007

Off for half-an-hour of golf practice with my 2-year-old son 1:07 AM Jan 9th 2007

Just had lunch with Sun's web 2.0 guru. Now I am walking home thinking about social apps 12:26 AM Jan 9th 2007

Contemplating the long-term cultural impact of social software -- if we don't frequently share ourselves online, do we cease to exist? 9:10 PM Jan 8th 2007