Here are juliaallison's first 16 tweets!

tweet this! Juliaallison joined Twitter on Mar 9th, 2008 (872 days ago).

Swollen lymph nodes, sore throat, fever & chills. And I didn't even go out partying or stay up all night!! Stupid fallible body. 11:51 AM Nov 27th 2009

Nooooo THE JA THANKSGIVING CURSE IS BACK!! 06 I was in the hospital. 07 I vomitted in the street w @rachelsklar. Now in bed w a fever! WTF 11:20 PM Nov 26th 2009

http://twitpic.com/r3sc0 - HAPPY THANKSGIVING, turkey! 6:47 PM Nov 26th 2009

Trying to explain Twitter to my dad. He's unconvinced. 4:24 PM Nov 26th 2009

http://twitpic.com/r1wu3 - My Thanksgiving outfit, courtesy of Diane von Furstenberg's sample sale. 1:21 PM Nov 26th 2009

I'm looking for videos, articles, etc that sum up the social media transformation from an outsider's (older gen) perspective. 12:36 PM Nov 26th 2009

Okay, my brilliant techies: my dad has asked me to give a comprehensive explanation of "this social media phenomenon" tonight. Any advice? 12:34 PM Nov 26th 2009

Mom: Okay, everyone gets a Thanksgiving job! Julia, you set the table. I'll coordinate the oven. Dad: I'll coordinate the naps. 10:15 AM Nov 26th 2009

Speaking of Twilight! Who wants to see New Moon with me in Chicago Friday night? Anyone? Anyone??? PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME TAKE MY PARENTS. 12:35 AM Nov 26th 2009

My parents (w dog Langdon) picked me up at O'Hare tonight; the ride home consisted of me trying to explain the plot of Twilight. Seriously. 12:33 AM Nov 26th 2009

On my way to Chicago's hottest new restaurant: HUB 51! 2 dashing young owners RJ & Jerrod Melman went to hs w me - http://tinyurl.com/483b8j 6:03 PM Oct 15th 2008

Done with my column (YAY.com!!), so I'm going downstairs to gym to work out, steam, and swim. Like a normal human being! Or @MaryRambin! 2:36 PM Oct 15th 2008

Oh, column. Why must you torture me so? Why can't you just WRITE YOURSELF?! 11:03 AM Oct 15th 2008

Fantastic Biz Week column by Sarah Lacy, on the future of VC: http://tinyurl.com/4pte4p 12:37 AM Oct 15th 2008

Now Dad's singing along to a song called "L'chi Lach" http://www.miriamscup.com/SongPage3.htm "It's one of my favorite songs!" he says. ha. 11:06 PM Oct 14th 2008

OH MY GOD, my Dad is listening to FOLK RAP. I didn't even know this type of music EXISTED. It SHOULDN'T. 10:40 PM Oct 14th 2008

I'm sort of obsessed with www.gap.com/votefor - click on Minka Kelly's video. It's quite well done! 10:39 AM Oct 14th 2008

Oh belrrrg, I'm up at the ungodly hour of 7:50 am to take my mom to the airport. I wasn't designed for "mornings." 7:19 AM Oct 14th 2008

MY VOTE HAS BEEN CAST, BITCHES! 3:14 PM Oct 13th 2008

Good morning, World markets UP! http://tinyurl.com/4tv5yv If I had any cash at all, I'd sink it into the market come Tuesday. 1/2 price! 5:05 AM Oct 13th 2008

Plane landed!! Baggage claimed! ORD exited! Just waiting for The Momser Taxi (TM). Yay Chicago! 12:45 PM Oct 10th 2008

On United flight to Chicago, about to take off. Lilly is on my lap, not at all happy about this whole "in the air" situation. 9:48 AM Oct 10th 2008

The strangest thing: I am at the airport 90 min EARLY. This from a girl whose parents used to bet how many DAYS late she'd be. !!! 8:43 AM Oct 10th 2008

Holy shit, I was actually packed & ready a solid HOUR before I had to leave for airport. That has never happened in the history of JA World. 7:29 AM Oct 10th 2008

I *finally* figured out why I've been such a motherfucking basketcase for the past week. Starting on bc!!! I want to cry. (of course) 1:30 AM Oct 10th 2008

Flight to Chicago tomorrow. Haven't packed yet. Oops? 1:11 AM Oct 10th 2008

So, so so sososososoooooooooo tireddddddddd. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 10:21 AM Oct 9th 2008

Just passed Magnolia bakery. Contrary to what you may have learned on SATC,they're not NYC's best cupcakes, but I want one (or four) anyway. 8:29 PM Oct 8th 2008

When the "new mail" sound makes you literally scream in violent rage, you know you have a problem. Or didn't get enough sleep. Or both. 11:38 AM Oct 7th 2008

omg omg omg neighbor's breakfast smells wafting into my studio. I WANT BACON SO BADLY. And I don't even eat meat!!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS! 6:37 AM Oct 7th 2008

DONATE or else I'll ... ummm ... I got nothing. Please? http://tinyurl.com/533s7r 2:38 AM Oct 7th 2008

I genuinely - GENUINELY - wish I never had to sleep. SLEEP IS SO GODDAMN UNPRODUCTIVE. melrrgggg! 12:34 AM Oct 7th 2008

from a reader email, just now: "go to bed or you'll be a hag before you're thirty. you know it's true." Um ... thanks? 10:47 PM Oct 6th 2008

I can't decide if this is some fucked up PMS or if I'm in a mini-depression. Either way, I'm calling in the emergency back-up plan: coffee. 4:23 PM Oct 6th 2008

I dreamt I did mushrooms, then tried to give a speech. It didn't go so well, but I enjoyed it. A warning for this Tues' MB event? Hmmmm ... 10:55 AM Oct 6th 2008

In a stress-induced haze, I ate half a bag of candy corn. Maybe I should just turn to drugs? But which ones? @juliaallison me w/ suggestions 11:46 PM Oct 5th 2008

Massive headache, Sunday evening malaise excerbated by stress. Any brilliant remedies besides mainlining candy pumpkins? 6:20 PM Oct 5th 2008

Producers/talent/people who might know - how much do you pay videographers/editors for a basic 5 minute internet video? Reply @JuliaAllison 2:08 PM Oct 5th 2008

Sunday afternoon meeting @MeghanAsha's apt w/ @MaryRambin & @KrystalK is lapsing into four hour territory. Dicey. 2:03 PM Oct 5th 2008

I forced my blonde bombshell of a former roommate Krystal onto Twitter. She's going to blow. this. shit. up. Follow her --> @KrystalK 1:43 PM Oct 5th 2008

Sunday morning dilemma. What I want to eat: everything bagel w lox & a latte. What I WILL eat: green juice & a grapefruit. Sigh. 10:35 AM Oct 5th 2008

I'm looking for "it all." Has anyone seen "it all"? It's something I'd like to have. 4:53 PM Oct 4th 2008

I don't usually need coddling. Not so tonight. CODDLE ME, DAMNIT! 3:39 PM Oct 4th 2008

Massive headache, cranky, ready for this interminable bus ride to end already. I want to be home. 3:10 PM Oct 4th 2008

Staying at CD's boyfriend Matt's place in Boston, totally exhausted, but can't seem to make it to bed. Bolt-busing back to NY tomorrow morn. 1:31 AM Oct 4th 2008

wandering around Boston with my momsers. 1:32 PM Oct 3rd 2008

Geraldine Ferraro "Nobody lost," BULLSHIT. Biden lost. 8:41 PM Oct 2nd 2008

Watching the VP debates w my fam: I'm a total liberal but GOD Joe Biden grates on my nerves. He's such a condescending douche. 8:17 PM Oct 2nd 2008

Mom (Stanford '72): Originally I didn't think I was smart enough to go to Harvard. Then I met the people who attended & I changed my mind. 7:12 PM Oct 2nd 2008

The guy who won the Physics Ig Nobel Prize 2008 for "Spontaneous knotting of an agitated string" just twittered during his speech. Awesome. 6:39 PM Oct 2nd 2008

Presenting now: the 2003 Ignobel Winner for "Discovery of Homosexual Necrophilia in the Mallard Duck." My mom can't breathe she's laugh ... 5:57 PM Oct 2nd 2008

First award to: "Termination of Intractable Hiccups by Anal Massage." Yes, this is all Very Real Research. 5:54 PM Oct 2nd 2008

The family is on our way to Harvard's Ignobel Awards, put on by the Annals of Improbable Research. Good times. 5:44 PM Oct 2nd 2008

Just finished Dad's HUGE bday dinner at Cuchi Cuchi in Cambridge. Yum, but I ate WAY too much & now feel like enormous stuffed artichoke. 5:40 PM Oct 2nd 2008

just arrived in salt lake city and met my little brother flying in from boston. My parents flew in from LA ... Yay for planes. 10:36 AM Mar 25th 2008

No sleep again tonight ...on the way to the airport. Skiing in park city utah with my family. Can't wait to see them. 3:18 AM Mar 25th 2008

still awake. THIRD ALL NIGHTER THIS WEEK with david karp and charles forman (brunch to dinner to breakfast). Happy birthday dork (CF). 4:32 AM Mar 24th 2008

prepping to talk about YouTube awards on MSNBC, so I watched all the winners. My favorite, oddly? http://www.youtube.com/user/watchtheguild 11:33 PM Mar 22nd 2008

Working on Easter wkend - FoxNews tonight, MSNBC tomorrow at 8:50, 9:50 am EST talking ab the YouTube awards. I'll try to mention kittens. 11:46 AM Mar 22nd 2008

http://www.vimeo.com/810839 5:28 AM Mar 22nd 2008

just got home from hanging at the tumblr offices w Caroline McCarthy, David Karp & Charles Forman, 3 pm until 6 am. now, zzz 4:23 AM Mar 22nd 2008

hung out last evening with Jason Calacanis, Rex, Caroline McCarthy, and talked to David Karp until NINE AM. Great night. 8:04 AM Mar 20th 2008

registering domain names 10:38 PM Mar 12th 2008

so happy to be home ... 8:33 PM Mar 12th 2008